Ever wanted to create a disease named after you? Here is a generator for it. Not sure how it will look... but the site also gives you some HTML code to put on you web site. Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry : Grogamaniaosis

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Grogamaniaosis
Cause:	dancing
Symptoms:	excess of money, dry skin, embarrassing noises
Cure:	take three placebo tablets a day until it goes away
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